Contraction. A complete moron who does things that make them out to be more than a douchebag or a retard.
A. "Man, I can't believe he sent you the wrong text message, and it was soooo awful"
B. "I can believe it. He is a douchetard".
B. "I can believe it. He is a douchetard".
by theguruofawesome September 26, 2010
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A duck hunter who thinks that if they have the latest equipment and black hoodie, they will appear to know what they are doing. Term coined on the Sneakbox to describe the vasy majority of the members of the Gay Blue Site.
That guy has a Jeff Foiles autograph series lip balm holder on his call lanyard, what a fucking ducktard.
by Curt Gowdy May 4, 2012
Get the Ducktard mug.A ducheter is the wonderful conbination of duchebag and hipster. It is a peron who likes to be 'hip' to be 'cool,' but is really a complete duchebag.
by Chaz31984 August 29, 2012
Get the Ducheter mug.Noun. 1. A person who is both a douchebag and a retard.
2. One who is simply so stupid to be able to operate a disposable douch.
3. An incredibly irritating fuckwit.
2. One who is simply so stupid to be able to operate a disposable douch.
3. An incredibly irritating fuckwit.
'That douchetard really pisses me off!'
'You're know you're a real douchetard, don't you?'
'Did you see that douchetard at the bar last night? I wouldn't have pissed on someone that annoying if their hair was on fire!'
'You're know you're a real douchetard, don't you?'
'Did you see that douchetard at the bar last night? I wouldn't have pissed on someone that annoying if their hair was on fire!'
by AtheistPostRapturePetKeeper September 10, 2009
Get the Douchetard mug.People who watch Duck Dynasty on a regular basis.
Anyone appearing on the Duck Dynasty show or attending Duck Dynasty public events.
Fans of Duck Dynasty who hate Gays Lesbians Bisexuals or Transgenders (LGBTs) for religious purposes.
Any person, place or object proclaiming intolerance of Gays Lesbians Bisexuals or Transgenders (LGBTs) for any reason.
Anyone wearing Duck Dynasty clothing or other items promoting the killing of ducks and hatred of LGBTs.
Any company that uses the bearded Duck Dynasty Taliban to advertise their product(s).
Anyone who believes older men should marry young girls because they are better "duck-pluckers" at a young age.
Politicians or persons in authority who oppose equal rights and opportunities for LGBTs for any reason.
Politicians who invite or stand near any Duck Dynasty family member attending the State of the Union Address.
Anyone with a picture of the bearded Duck Dynasty Taliban on their web page or in their home or office.
Anyone appearing on the Duck Dynasty show or attending Duck Dynasty public events.
Fans of Duck Dynasty who hate Gays Lesbians Bisexuals or Transgenders (LGBTs) for religious purposes.
Any person, place or object proclaiming intolerance of Gays Lesbians Bisexuals or Transgenders (LGBTs) for any reason.
Anyone wearing Duck Dynasty clothing or other items promoting the killing of ducks and hatred of LGBTs.
Any company that uses the bearded Duck Dynasty Taliban to advertise their product(s).
Anyone who believes older men should marry young girls because they are better "duck-pluckers" at a young age.
Politicians or persons in authority who oppose equal rights and opportunities for LGBTs for any reason.
Politicians who invite or stand near any Duck Dynasty family member attending the State of the Union Address.
Anyone with a picture of the bearded Duck Dynasty Taliban on their web page or in their home or office.
Hey, look - all this Ducktard merchandise is made in Bangladesh or China, and look at that Ducktard wearing that stupid Ducktard hat!
Once I found out that my favorite chicken restaurant went Ducktard, they'll never get another penny from me.
Once I found out that my favorite chicken restaurant went Ducktard, they'll never get another penny from me.
by Frodogar February 27, 2014
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by jus4phun993 May 13, 2009
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