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chinese drywall inspection

Refers to an extensive STD test given to a person who has had more than their fair unprotected sex with a wide array of risky partners. Implies that the person seeking the STD test has had way too much risky sex with the wrong kinds of people that they are more than likely rotting on the inside and need a team of skilled technicians to remove the mess.
Bob - "I got totally wasted and took home two strippers last night."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."
by EyesDonkeyMonkey February 17, 2010
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stick it in the drywall

The act of when you become so irritably horny that you have to stick your cock in the drywall to excrete some gamer juice. this inevitably gets rid of your erection but costs a lot of money in repairs to your drywall.
graham was so horny he had to stick it in the drywall
by SlapaCock May 28, 2021
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Oregon drywall

When you break a hole in the wall with your erected penis and cover it with your poop.
by MrDiddy August 1, 2025
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Punching the drywall

An idiom to use when a white boy is acting up about something unproblematic or a hypothetical situation they made up (usually online, and often about women).
Person 1: Ugh, these female Twitch streamers are only popular because of their massive tits!

Person 2: Dude, stop punching the drywall.
by odin_191 July 28, 2022
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Man this mufucka drywall

Sum Lamar said in gta 5 in a drug deal gone wrong
by Mymomstanklike pepperoni December 23, 2022
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Rock, Paper, Drywall

When your so drunk and wanna to make a decision using rock, paper, scissors you mumble and and forget scissors so you just say drywall
Person1: since its a tie we can just do rock, paper, drywall! idk im wasted!

Person2: Cut her off!!
by flipcupper November 29, 2010
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dale the drywaller

Guy who has been around the trade for over 30 years
Dale the drywaller well hung, screwed and nailed all over your house

If you dont like his prices bring your wife and maybe he will dicker
by Tonythetiler November 25, 2020
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