drunkuflunkish

fluctuating between nice and drunk states of mood when drunk. DRUNK!!! crunk.. lalalalalalaa.... Yeah you can.

babbling drunkuflunkishly while beating on drunken midgets called bobby that were just molested by priests in expictiliographic locations. awwwwwesome.

by DEeEEeeee August 17, 2006

drunkocalypse

Impossibilities in the lives of drunks coming to fruition.

Neither Booby nor I drank on St. Patrick's Day. How the world didn't crumble under this drunkocalypse is beyond reason!

by ZaZopolis March 18, 2010

Drunkdialitus

A rare disease that has been linked to the mass consumption of big gulps. Similar to vampires, those afflicted by the disease only display the symptoms at night. These nocturnal creatures have been known to call not once, not twice, but in such large numbers that the average person would be embarrassed to live in the same city and go by the same name used the night before.

UPDATE: though this disease has existed for centuries, advanced technology has aided in the morph of the disease. The current form of drunkdialitus now not only affects the afflicted in their need to vocally express themselves over the telephone, but now creates a passion so severe that if this need is not fulfilled, text messages will be used to reiterate the ferocity of the need.

Related words: drunkdialidite: one afflicted by the disease drunkdialitus

OMG. Did you hear John got diagnosed with drunkdialitus?!? We weren't positive that he had it but last night he called that girl 5 times and then sent her a text message saying "Answer my calls" and then called her again. He should move and change his name but he probably won't because now he's a drunkdialidite.

by 2carolines September 16, 2010

Drunkpulse

A drunk pulse is an impulse you get when, and only when, you're drunk.

"Dude, I totally had a drunkpulse to go see Red."

"Right? I wanted to dance with that girl last night, but then I realized it was just a drunkpulse."

by tinatinaxtina December 20, 2010

Drunktastic

(1)Combing the two words drunk and fantastic together. (2)having a fantastic time getting drunk.

I had a drunktastic weekend!!

by MrsDiesel2u October 3, 2011

Drunkules

The alter ego that someone turns into when they've had too much to drink and thinks he's invincible.

Mike's so hammered he thinks he's Hercules. He's Drunkules.

by profsteve October 20, 2014

drunkalogue

Qualifications offered by the facilitator at AA meetings. According to Stephen King in his October 28, 2007, "New York Times" review of "Clapton: The Autobiography" by Eric Clapton, "a drunkalogue consists of three parts: what it was like, what happened and what it’s like now."

"OMG, i thought that guy would never finish his drunkalogue."

by chacal la chaise December 8, 2007