Bitter Drunk Pirate

A person who’s nothing but a nuisance and a disgrace to society. They’re bitter, usually shit faced and always want to steal stuff from you whether it’s physical or some sort of energy.

Billy is a bitter drunk pirate, he won’t stop making me miserable.

by Cactus Royalty November 10, 2020

Drunkfolded

The new standard of fucked up. Unbelievably crazy drunk.

When you wake up in a dumpster with some lube and a hamster, you have been drunkfolded.

by partyHearty69 May 12, 2010

cum drunk

Being in a state that is comparable to intoxication after having experienced an exceptional orgasm. Usually results in stumbling around, disorientation, slurring of words/sentences, temporarily impaired vision and a cramp in a foot or a leg.

I fucked her so good she came hard and was cum drunk for like ten minutes afterward.

by JSF87 October 3, 2011

Drunk-Dazed

Drunk dazed is an amazing song by the talented group Enhypen formed on the survival show I-Land. It features I-land contestants K and Ej.
Go fucking stan Enhypen and stream drunk-dazed.

“Hey have you heard drunk-dazed yet?”
“No not yet.”
“Omg go listen to it!”
“Alright!!”

by fviryuta on tt April 26, 2021

Jack Sparrow Drunk

Drinking alcohol nonstop, never sobering up, and still accomplishing things most people can’t manage to do sober.

I can’t believe he robbed a bank, stole a corvette, and evaded the police after a high speed chase, all while swigging from a few fifths of everclear. That man sure was Jack Sparrow drunk.

by Pannoman2000 September 7, 2006

Drunkalyse

Person who becomes more awesome the more they drink.

Everyone tells me I am a total drunkalyse when we go drinking.

by Rogue X November 13, 2020

Drunk

When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

arrrrrrggggg! (like a pirate but in more pain)

by REV. Smitty February 24, 2005