Drumpf

A serial liar.

Educated people know that Donald Trump is a drumpf.

by BookcaseShuffle August 18, 2016

Drumpf

phoney candidate

That Drumpf was doing ok until John Oliver tore him a new one.

by TheMightyZ August 16, 2016

drumpf

n. A penis that can only possibly be described as large when one's even tinier digits are held up alongside it.

That guy I took home last night had the saddest damn drumpf I'd ever seen. I'm 5'2" and it was shorter than my pinky. He put his thumb on it and was all "see? see how the helmet's still stickin' out?" but it was too dark to tell. As I scaled the 50 foot wall to escape his apartment, he yelled something about how I had blood coming out of my 'wherever'.

by scarshapedstar. August 14, 2016

Drumpf and Disorderly

(Noun) A nickname for the charges one receives when behaving in similar fashion to the 45th President.

Man, Howard got a Drumpf and Disorderly for groping Lisa last week.

by PJ the Coug January 24, 2017

Drumpfsticks

(Noun) Those miniature (perfect for tiny hands) drumstick-looking chicken wing parts that come with your order of hot wings.

Awwwwww, man! Almost this entire order is Drumpfsticks! They look promising, but never really pay off.

by PJ the Coug February 3, 2017

Drumpf's Razor

An amendment for Godwin's law: All internet arguments which inevitably devolve into mentions of Hitler, sufficiently vague in their wording, and which can be easily be transposed to the news as of 2016 without use of the name "Hitler," may be referred to as "Drumpf's Razor," a logical fallacy. Maybe just a bad hunch.

Person A: OMG! He's ordered the censoring a book? Free Speech? The guy is a malignant narcissist, of medical interest! He could be studied in a clinical setting! I'd be he's on pervitin, dirty pilot salts, weird test chemicals, bull semen, and testosterone. Definitely all an F in English. That's German high command WWII, though.

Person B: Wow...I completely assumed you were talking about the news - the politics after Trump got elected!

Person A: Glad we weren't arguing...that's Drumpf's Razor either way. I should google logical fallacies and rhetoric!

Person B: I'm going to. Stay woke.

by effrankie April 24, 2018

Dumpfy

A DopeFien acting dummy.

Dana dumpfy ass was lighting up
The candle with the lighter aiming down burning her fingers

by Yankee510 November 10, 2021