Sand Dookie

When you have a lot of sand in your swimsuit and it comes out and it looks like you're taking a dookie .

Kiera just dropped a sand dookie rinsing off at the beach

by Daisy Bo Luke August 5, 2020

Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.

Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader

by nastyninja December 25, 2010

Dooklear Warfare

The act of waging war on the toilet with your ass.

Man... that Mexican food did a number on my guts. I'm gonna engage in some dooklear warfare.

by irvingjohn April 20, 2011

flookie dookie

A word used to describe complete bull shit

Jordan be on that flookie dookie.

by _freakmaster March 12, 2015

Swee Bla Dook

SweeBlaDook is derived from the words Sweet Black Dooky, or what is known as the fecal matter that emanates from the buttocks of a beautiful young black female.

"Girl, the seat of your jeans smells like Swee Bla Dook, an' that's my favorite smell an' shit, know what I'm sayin' "?

by Nuggles November 21, 2010

san fran dooku

A gay act where 2 penises intertwine.

Carlos: Ohh ya, that gay sex is great! Oh shit we just San Fran dookued our penises.

Steve: I actually kinda like it

by Carlossmith98420 May 28, 2020

dookie balls

When you wipe your ass back to front resulting in poop on your balls.

"O my god, I'm not going to have sex with you if you have dookie balls."

by alduin777 May 1, 2015