Dreadlockman

An extremely attractive, tall, white male with short dreadlocks

Dreadlockman was looking extra fine today with his sexy yellow bandana and Ras Trent sweater.

by ActionFigureLova February 4, 2010

On the deadlocks

Trying to justify of your serious or actually even justifying that you are serious

Erh dude I want that,On the Deadlocks!

by BXTCHASSNIGGA September 13, 2020

dreadmocks

where a stocking cap is worn high on the head, simulating dreads. however, no dreads are actually present. worn by rastafarian wannabe's.

Person 1: She's over there next to the guy with the dreadlocks.
Person 2: Woah woah, you mean the guy with the dreadmocks? There ain't nothin underneath that hat, man.

by maddyvh January 24, 2009

deadlocked

When the jury can't agree on a verdict.

Homer: So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh! Free Willy!

by Principal Skinner January 11, 2008

Downstairs dreadlocks

Pubic hair that have been turned into Dreadlocks.

Caribbean man #1- Whoa put some pants on i can see your Downstairs dreadlocks man.

Caribbean man #2- Sorry mon.

by LOLUMADBRO#1 April 16, 2012

Existential Dreadlocks

A hairstyle worn by those who know the world is fucked but aren’t quite ready to let this knowledge break their soul

Yes, I know I was furloughed but I’ve come to realise that everything about your corporation is evil and I’d rather work for a non-profit so don’t blame me, blame these Existential Dreadlocks I’ve been growing

by Joe Ad December 26, 2021

Draglocks

The hair hanging out of a football helmet that you want to drag the Hippie down by. In faster players, Draglocks actually slow the runner down creating wind resistance or drag. Get a frickin haircut!!!!

The Falcons running back made a sweet spin move to get free, but then was tackled by his Draglocks; because he didn't get a frickin haircut!

by Larry "get a frickin haircut" October 8, 2013