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Vein Drain

An unfortunate and potentially traumatic experience which occurs when a heterosexual male is masturbating to a porno flick, and notices that the porno flick is about to enter the money shot scene. The masturbator furiously races to match the timing of his ejaculation with that of the porn star's facial spray onto the cum-craving whore. However, just when the masturbator is about to climax, the scene inexplicably cuts from the gaping whore to a close-up of the porn star's sweaty face as he is jizzing. As a result, the masturbator ends up draining his willy to the porn star rather than the cum slut, leading to a deeply unpleasurable orgasm, severe long-term emotional stress, and a dark era in the masturbator's existence as he questions the meaning and purpose of life. The porn star's face is generally accented by a visible vein popping from his beefy forehead, hence the term Vein Drain.
Dude, I was jerking off to "Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts Pt. 9" last night, but just as I was about to erupt in sludge, the camera cut to the roid-head, leading me to vein drain. I have decided to leave all my belongings to you in my will.
by Joey the Grip June 20, 2009
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drapin

to have long hair
Man, dude's hair is drapin.
by donyetta January 28, 2004
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DraconiteDragon

Allen, also known as DraconiteDragon or nicknamed Draco, is a YouTuber who plays with the KREW, where he plays games with his other siblings, PaintingRainbows (Betty La), GoldenGlare (Kim La), ItsFunneh (Kat La), and LunarEclipse (Wenny La). Draco is fun-loving, energetic, and optimistic, as can be depicted from his videos, he is also addicted to food as shown in some ItsFunneh's videos whenever food is available he will eat it. Being the youngest member of his family, he is routinely pampered by his sisters and parents. When it comes to gaming, Draco is prone to scream a lot.

Trivia:
His theme color is green
His zodiac sign is Taurus
His Chinese zodiac sign is Tiger
He is the youngest of the 5 siblings
He is the tallest out of the 5 siblings
He has 3 beauty marks. One on his ring finger, two on his collar bone
He is arguably the best gaming player in the KREW, as he usually leads and gives directions to the group during tough choices
He loves math, and he is good at it
He likes to read manga
He has a counterpart named Draca, which is the female version of Draco. She appears in videos with the gender-swapped counterparts of KREW and seen mostly in Roblox Flee the Facility. She is also depicted as a famous TikTok queen
Back then he wanted to be called "Draconite" or "Dragon" but the others stuck with Draco, which is now his online alias
Draco has arachnophobia according to the video "Testing our FEARS on Roblox..."
"Alululululu"- DraconiteDragon's war cry
by StoopyOreo August 18, 2021
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Sperm drain

A female who is on this planet to only receive the cock. She takes so much cock that her holes are just drains for sperm.
"Mary has fucked the whole team in the office"
"Really, that whore is a complete fucking sperm drain"
by MickyHow August 30, 2013
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drain gang

Drain gang, I got dirty tricks, street magician.
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brain draino

Cocaine..... A term used mainly by punks in the late seventies through early eighties for cocaine...
by malecat December 25, 2007
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