Slang for dressing gown.
A garment of exquisite comfort and nonchalance, most commonly donned within the confines of one's private residence. Often crafted from the most sumptuous velveteen or plush cashmere, the draxinon embodies a spirit of aristocratic ease, allowing its wearer to indulge in domestic pursuits with unparalleled relaxation.
After a tiring charity ball, Lady Covington shed her gown for the sumptuous comfort of her cerulean draxinon.
Sipping his Earl Grey in his paisley draxinon, Lord Mansfield perused the morning paper with an air of nonchalant indulgence.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"