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Dr.Phil

A balding motherfucking that has more hair on his face and has nothing else to do in life but bring retarded people to his show to make them look even more retarded

Characteristics
1:Gives 0 fucks

2:Takes no L's

3:Has seen more high people than a fucking SnoopDog
4:Stutters more than a freaking Bill from IT movie

5:Makes retarded people famous that make more green than i do
by 0sgdjaj0sgdasjdg January 1, 2018
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Dr.Phil

Dr.Phil is our lord and saviour.We should all pray to him every night
I’m going to pray to Dr.Phil, I hope he answers
by Flex tape guy November 20, 2018
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dr.phil

someone who helps you kick your dead-beat,heroine-addict boyfriend out of the house, stop destructive decisions such as hitting your child or stop eating boxes of twinkies.
"He totally pulled a Dr.Phil on me & told me I needed to stop sleeping with my cousins"
by jaynya February 4, 2006
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dr phil moment

When you're casually watching Dr Phil with someone and all of a sudden Dr Phil starts going off about a bad behaviour that's totally been exhibited by the person sitting next to you - and suddenly you feel the need to jump off the couch and dance wildly because your friend's just been called out and you feel justified and authenticated.
Dr Phil says: Picking your nose is bad manners. You look over and see your friend has his fingers up his nose to the knucle - a habit which you've pointed out to your friend a dozen times, but they deny it. A dr Phil moment... justifies your position
by valerieh February 16, 2008
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Dr.Phil Fury

1. Already knowing what actually happened, but pretending that you didn't so people can see how angry you are.
2. Pretending to be angry when you already got over what happened.
Dr. Phil Guest: He cheated on me, then cheated on my sister, and then cheated on my mom all in one weekend!

Dr. Phil: OH MY GOSH!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!! (to the cheater)
I WANT YOU TO LEAVE MY SET NOW!!!!

Audience then claps

Later on the Soup after showing this clip--
Host: Did you just see his reaction! It's not like he hadn't heard what happened before the show! That sure is some Dr.Phil Fury!
by sayhellotozombies October 4, 2008
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Dr.Phil Shill

(1) A guess who is most likely pretending a mental illness to get publicity and financial gain on the Dr. Phil show
(2) Catch me outside girl (Danielle Spicoli) Treasure,Pregnant Jesus Chick etc.
Treasure who says she's white and hate African Americans was proven to be a Dr.Phil Shill
by EmJayee November 9, 2018
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playing dr phil

fucking with someones head. a clean way of saying youre screwing with someones mind the way playing dr would mean screwing someone
play: so she didnt want to put her cards on the table. but after i was thru playing dr phil with her, i realized reverse psychology would work on her so i acted like i wasnt interested anymore. she gave me her number in 3!
by ed the Word September 30, 2009
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