a mix between a porn star with a hot mustache and a doctor who suffers from depression but won't show it on T.V. Has a 100% Chance at stealing your girl and pleasuring her better than you ever did.
I really hope Dr. Phil doesn't come to the party. If he does he will stick his enormous penis in all the pretty girls and won't save any for the rest of us
by billy baby 333 March 13, 2020
Disgrace to psychology and the term "doctor".
Should be tied to a chair and slapped around with ten million cocks for five years. It is our only hope of bringing in some intelligence into his dumbass bitch head.
Should be tied to a chair and slapped around with ten million cocks for five years. It is our only hope of bringing in some intelligence into his dumbass bitch head.
by Bravigo August 17, 2008
A fat retard that is owned by oprah. He sounds like Mr.Macky from south park mmmmm k. This BUM was found in the back woods of insestville banging sheep while telling them to share their feelings. Has no clue about life or the fact his so called wife is bangin their son Jay that is not his son but his daddys. Likes gay porn and drinkin beer. on the top 10 list of most likely to die from std's.
Sucks oprah's dick to stay on the air.
Sucks oprah's dick to stay on the air.
by tube666 November 18, 2006
A pseudo doctor of psychology. He doesn't have any doctorate... That's why he's called Dr. Phil and not Dr. McGraw. He can't legally call himself Dr. McGraw... He ain't a doctor. Anyway, he has a show that exploits people with mental and emotional issues, while disguising it's self as a show that helps them.
by A great mind... October 18, 2020
Dr. Phil is a complex form of conciousness that exists at the middle rim of the observable universe, although it can be used in everyday sentences. But worry not, Dr. Phil is a peaceful force, so it won't mind
by Richiebitche March 12, 2018
An absolute chad.
"Dr. Phil time! Dr. Phil time! aaaAAAAAAaaAAAaAAAAAa"
by d.olphin man September 06, 2019
by Danielle October 12, 2003