dushbag

a complete lame, jerk, loser.

bryan was acting like a complete dushbag when he kept cracking corny jokes.

by sheena_123 August 11, 2009

Douchbaggius Maximus

1-A big douche

2-someone who many think should have sexual intercourse with a porcupine

3-someone who, when around women, is slapped often

4-Synonym for Kim Jung Il, leader of North Korea

I saw him: the Douchbaggius Maximus. I was having a nice day, but then suddeny, I heard this noise...It sounded like someone trying to pick a fight..and they seemed to be wrong; and drunk. Yes, ihad found a Douchbaggius Maximus! he was about 6'3" tall, maybe 200 pounds, had spiked hair, and was very intoxicated. i took the first step that should always be taken when confronting a Douchbaggius Maximus: I said hello. he then turned, enraged, and used their mutual call when they feel threatened: "What are you lookin at, huh?". I reponded with a shrug, then punched him in the groin area, the second step i ndealing with a Douchbaggius Maximus. he then fell, in pain, and I pulled out my taze-gun, shooting him in the buttocks area. the third step. next, i bought everyone except for him a round of drinks, and called the bouncer on him. Step four. then, I made small talk, and went home, feeling relieved to have captured yet another Douchbaggius Maximus; and that was the last step, the last step to stopping another Douchbaggius Maximus from wreaking havoc.

by wordslinger88 June 28, 2009

Douchbagness

1. The quality or state of being a douchbag.
2. Greasy; dirty; lame.

Quote from the Red Carpet - 81st Annual Academy Awards (Hollywood, CA)
"That Ryan Secrest is exhibiting some major Douchbagness tonight. I wonder who he's wearing?" 02/22/2009

by Tbaer February 23, 2009

Douchbag humor

A person who is super annoying and act like twat. And annoying talk With silly voice or saying Word over and over Again

Not be confused With DoucheBag Humor

This guy act like douchbag by say the Word over and over Again as stupid joke.

Or this douchebag need to be quite, for being asshole

This is douchbag humor a guy who is super annoying

by Snotcore February 16, 2023

douchbagery

the of being a dbag looking like a dbag or participaiting in douchbag activities

Despite my efforts to stop them they continued on with there douchbagery

by short angry guy December 17, 2008

Douchbag

the true defination referrs to a bag in which contains vaginal discharge

The girl gushed her vaginal discharge into a douchbag...

by Richard July 10, 2003

doughbagger

A promiscuous douche bag who is also a chubby chaser.

Look at that asshole Shawn go after the only fat girl here. What a doughbagger!

by etaksm January 9, 2013