douchistify

Comes from the word "douche"

To turn something into a douche.

She really douchistified her husband.

by slingshot January 30, 2005

Douchecheddar

a word used to define the most idotic of idotic people.

for example, when talking about someone who makes you angry... "He is SUCH a douchecheddar!"

or

douchecheddar can be used to replace the word 'tool' or even 'player'

''wow, your such a douchecheddar"

by PANTS727 December 4, 2010

douchewhibbler

a modified version of douche
much like douche bag, douche napper, and the like.

in a multiplayer videogame, for example, "MoFo douchewhibbler double-teamed me!"

by JeffyLikeApples April 5, 2009

douchifilis

A fucking nasty STD just waiting to happen should one come into sexual contact with either a douche or someone who's previously been in sexual contact with a douche.

From the perspective of the sufferer, douchifilis has no obvious symptoms. But to the outside observer, sufferers of douchifilis become intolerable wankers, complete wastes of time and space and impossible to live with or be around as they are unable to recognise how irritating they are to the rest of humanity.

There is no known medical cure for douchifilis. However, recent trials suggest that application of verbal taunts and abuse from coked-up mirroring cockheads may help to isolate and contain the spread of douchifilis.

Doctor: Your test results are back and I'm afraid it's bad news...

Patient: What is it?

Doctor: You're a total fucking douche. You have douchifilis. To prevent the spread of the disease, we'll have to cut off your pecker. Nurse cockhead here will put you into isolation. Nurse cockhead.

Nurse cockhead: Yes doctor. Hey douche, what are you doing here douche? Where's your TV, douche? Where's your fridge, douche? Not here douche. You don't belong here douche. Get lost douche.

Doctor: You should have known fucktard that as far as douches are concerned, abstinence is the ONLY protection.

by Philby+habitcauseshit June 1, 2009

douchechill

Said by Dr. Tobias Funke in "Arrested Development", it implies a situation that is very awkward and uncomfortable for all parties. Also means someone who sucks at life, therefore making everyone around them uncomfortable.

Wow, Lucas is being a real douchechill.

by tncunnin April 14, 2005

Douchish

The act of being a douche; The act of being an asshole.

If someone where to throw you in a trashcan then laugh and leave, that'd be douchish. Or the best example of all, if someone were to not even acknowledge your presence because of the people they hang out with. (Or if you tried to break up a perfectly fine relationship for your own benfit, you'd be acting douchish.)

by she December 29, 2004

douchicity

The unit of measurement to give frame of reference to how much of a douchebag someone is or can be.

I'm getting a high douchicity reading from that guy wearing his sunglasses inside with two popped collars.

by Classic Joe June 5, 2014