douchenipple

A derogatory term used to describe any individual who proves to be exceedingly stupid or obnoxious.

If you would stop being such a douchenipple, maybe we could get this project done.

by Trennen August 25, 2011

Douchephile

Someone who has a thing for douchebags.

"Wow, your friend seems to date one douche after another."

"I know, s/he's a total douchephile."

by m(A)tt March 22, 2010

doucheshiness

The act of just being an all around dick/and or bitch.

Girl: oh my god that hoe just stole my boyfriend!
friend: What a load of doucheshiness

by hotties246 March 7, 2011

Doucheshittery

Shenanigans, absolute bullshit, anything (noun) negative.

Will you cut the doucheshittery?

I'm sick and tired of this doucheshittery!

Another day at the doucheshittery!

You are a doucheshit!

by Saxon W. Loveblast III April 15, 2011

Douchewibler

A profession in which you clean vaginas for a living.

Teacher: Timmy what do you want to be when you grow up.

Timmy: I want to be a douchewibler.

Teacher:You mean like Bill Clinton.

by BigSexy585 March 27, 2009

Douchewhore

A derogatory slur usually used by suburban Hispanics directed towards white people; used in conjunction with other curse words.

Jessica: Don't stomp on the floor

Jason: Oh, really stomps

Jessica: I told you to stop you fuckin' douchewhore!

by N. Feledi October 8, 2011

Douchewibler

1.Someone who is a jerk, or an asshole.
2.An annoying person.
3.The friend that is the wierdest one in your group.

carlos is such a douchewibler.

by Bryan"Bware45" January 5, 2009