douchecape

An "Affliction" T-shirt according to Joel McHale of E!'s The Soup. Could most certainly be used for other shirts as well.

"These guys who wear the shirts with "Affliction" written across it, or as i like to call them, Douchecapes. Yeah man, i get it, Affliction. You're afflicted"

by the Ignominious Dr. Pokey Ocho February 22, 2009

Douchecity

A city that is filled with and run by douche bags.

Cleveland is such a douchecity!!

by J.B.C. September 7, 2007

ass douchecanoe

your little brother or sister

That ass douchecanoe went into my room.

by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010

douchebrag

A grade A douchebag who brags about his latest endeavor. Someone who likes getting attention and makes an ass of himself while getting it.

Ameet: "I hate it when my celebrity friends call using a *blocked* number. The downside of winning an Oscar or two."

Diane: "Ameet's such a douchebrag".

by Drinkchai July 22, 2009

douchecano

n. An erupting volcano of douchiness.

We left the frat party because it was about to turn into a douchecano.

by DeSlice January 4, 2012

Doucheboat

A hot douchebag.

John is so freaking hot, yet hes a douchebag...Better yet hes a doucheboat.

by Captain of the Boat June 27, 2010

Douchecape

Any one of the iconio popular T-shirts made famous by celebrities stupid enough to spend $300.00 on a silk screened t-shirt normal people buy at Target for 9.99.

Often you will find Douchebags wearing these, whether they are famous, or just think they are. Affliction, Don Ed Hardy, Tapout, or any other t-shirt with tattoos and tribal shit on it

Ed: That Ashton Kutcher looks cool in that Affliction T-shirt, I'm gonna buy one too so I'll be cool like him

Mike: Dude, you'll be flying a major Douchecape then.

by ManicMike March 27, 2009