douchechill

A reflexive physical manifestation of the base emotional reaction that occurs when one encounters something they find decidedly offensive and/or insulting at either an instinctual or intellectual level.

Everytime I hear someone refer to the simple act of living life as "their journey," I get douchechills up and down my spine.

by Useyername October 28, 2009

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douchecaster

Noun: - a political talking head who no longer casts forth news, only douchebaggery.

"Glenn Beck is a massive Douchecaster." "Diane Rehm is a massive Douchecaster." "I don't care if he's funny, I still think Stephen Colbert is a Douchecaster." "Karl Rove seems to have found a new career as Douchecaster."

by Sgt. Steve October 2, 2009

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Douchecati • Douchecation • Douchecutie • Douchelation • douchematician • douchecanoe • douchecake • douchecape • Douchebagitis • Douchecano

douchecape

An "Affliction" T-shirt according to Joel McHale of E!'s The Soup. Could most certainly be used for other shirts as well.

"These guys who wear the shirts with "Affliction" written across it, or as i like to call them, Douchecapes. Yeah man, i get it, Affliction. You're afflicted"

by the Ignominious Dr. Pokey Ocho February 22, 2009

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douchebagito

A son (or daughter: douchebagita) of a douchebag or douchebaguette. A kid you is a clearly on their way of becoming just like their douchebag parents...

Lil Johnny is exactly like his father. What a Douchebagito!!!

Karen's daughter just hung up on me. What a little douchebagita!

by ziggyzigman May 18, 2009

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Douchebagitis

A curious condition that affects many over the world. Tends to affect people with more money, the arrogant and idiots.

Symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
Also known as being a douchebag.

John: Wow its midnight and he's wearing D&G glasses with a popped Lacross collar.
Paul: He must have a severe case of douchebagitis.

by twofacediav June 21, 2009

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