douche-nozzle

the dirty part of the douche that goes in the twat

your a douche-nozzle

by paige January 18, 2005

douche nozzle

Surpassing the level of a douche bag.

He's more than a douche bag - he's a douche nozzle.

by Homieshenna July 24, 2009

douche nozzling

A lesser included offense of cock blocking. Douche Nozzling occurs where one guy is trying to score with a girl and then another guy comes along and tries to get in her pants, i.e., vagina, like that of an actual douche nozzle. The mindset of the douche nozzler is different from that of a cock blocker, as the douche only kind of knows the other guy would have sex with the girl but has not yet made it known that he has made a "claim", so to speak.

That bro is totally douche nozzling his friend's lab partner; he wants to get all up in that vag.

by Lawyering May 15, 2015

douche nozzle

(adj.)- the next step up from being a douche bag, usually a nosy bastard.

Guy: Yea, I boned that chick. And when I was done I gave her a Houdini
Chick: Why're you telling me this?! You're such a DOUCHE NOZZLE!

by Anubis Uriel April 25, 2009

douche nozzle

Tool used to clean out dirty, smelly vaginas.

JP's finger sees more dirty cooch than a douche nozzle at a mexican whore house.

by The Greg July 01, 2004

Douche nozzle

A person acting in a douchey way

Conner is a douche nozzle

by Spritecranberry November 27, 2018

Douche nozzle

DAN TELESE.

Dan telese thinks hes smarter than everyone because he is a douche nozzle.

by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018