a master of the douche. this person takes douchebaggery to a whole new level of wtf. they have a knack for "slinging douche" like the skills of a fast paced disc jockey.
by el douche-o August 4, 2009
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by Troy October 19, 2008
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Get the douchecookie mug.Man: Hey, remember that kid at the party that was hitting on all our taken lady friends and making everyone feel uncomfortable?
Dude: Yeah, that guy was a total douchecock.
Dude: Yeah, that guy was a total douchecock.
by The dude from another dude December 2, 2010
Get the Douchecock mug.The term used to express great angst against a person or thing that has wronged you in some way, usually some asshole who takes pleasure in pissing people off, like Trolls.
Facebook is being such a douchecock to me...just because i show a little bit of my boob doesn't mean they have to fuz it out.
by brofist42 August 28, 2012
Get the Douchecock mug.Douchepocket (noun) A person that is the container of all that is douche. A person that holds allot of doucherie inside of them. Full of douche like a womb. A negative term used to describe a person that is a complete Idiot,prick,moron or asshole.
I carried his bags up three flights of stairs and that douchepocket didn't even say thanks or give me a tip.
Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.
He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.
Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.
He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.
by Corbinscorner July 5, 2009
Get the Douchepocket mug.A person who inserts his penis into a woman and urinates, mimicking the function of an actual douche. Except it's piss.
by quenossy October 13, 2008
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