A person with an extreme lack of sophistication, basic decency and common sense.
Douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.
Common Doucher Symptoms:
1. Poor sentence structure/ Hard to understand
2. Uses vulgary language in public locations
3. Often contradicts themselves
4. Likes to harrass wildlife
5. Walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated
Douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.
Common Doucher Symptoms:
1. Poor sentence structure/ Hard to understand
2. Uses vulgary language in public locations
3. Often contradicts themselves
4. Likes to harrass wildlife
5. Walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated
Doucher: "Im so baked man, can I have some of your slurpee?
Civilian (To Friend): "Lets get away from these douchers!"
Douchers: "Check out these cat mats we stole"
Civilians: "What are you going to do with them?"
Douchers: "Throw' em in the lake"
Civilian (To Friend): "Lets get away from these douchers!"
Douchers: "Check out these cat mats we stole"
Civilians: "What are you going to do with them?"
Douchers: "Throw' em in the lake"
by Cornelius the Great August 3, 2008
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by master of dizaster January 4, 2008
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"That's just O' Doucher goin' off again isn't it?"
"That's just O' Doucher goin' off again isn't it?"
by crazynigwithagun002 March 13, 2010
Get the O' Doucher mug.A curroded douscher Is typically a dousche-Bag but just more doushier, making it a curroded douscher.
The guy I went out with yesterday was only talking about him and was so rude. He was such a curroded douscher.
by Yurii August 14, 2011
Get the Curroded douscher mug.an act or acts that defines one as a douchebag for life can be described as doucherific. If there are three acts, it can be said to be a doucherific trifecta. Phrase coined by writer Pete Kotz.
Ballenger was charged with battery and sexual battery. He apparently didn't learn from the beatdown, since he was further charged with assaulting an officer, threatening an officer, and threatening an officer's family, a doucherific trifecta.
by Kelly-TBCRI February 6, 2010
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Ryan Seacrest: So I went to the mall the other day and they had that watch I've been wanting.
Mac: Wow, that is very doucheresting...Please go on
Mac: Wow, that is very doucheresting...Please go on
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