Douchbag Rainbow

Phenomenon used to explain that douchbags come in every shape and colour. Used primarily as a new category of people to be racist towards (to combat regular racism).

Man the cast in that movie was from the douchbag rainbow.

by KyroKiller September 7, 2009

Douchbag

Another way of telling off someone that they're a damn fool or just a plain idiot. Just another little word for when you're right infront of the teacher and you fon't wanna swear. We use "douchbag"

Yo you're acting like such a douchbag! Go home already like goosh, no one cares about you!

by Monique E. December 29, 2006

Douchbaggius Maximus

1-A big douche

2-someone who many think should have sexual intercourse with a porcupine

3-someone who, when around women, is slapped often

4-Synonym for Kim Jung Il, leader of North Korea

I saw him: the Douchbaggius Maximus. I was having a nice day, but then suddeny, I heard this noise...It sounded like someone trying to pick a fight..and they seemed to be wrong; and drunk. Yes, ihad found a Douchbaggius Maximus! he was about 6'3" tall, maybe 200 pounds, had spiked hair, and was very intoxicated. i took the first step that should always be taken when confronting a Douchbaggius Maximus: I said hello. he then turned, enraged, and used their mutual call when they feel threatened: "What are you lookin at, huh?". I reponded with a shrug, then punched him in the groin area, the second step i ndealing with a Douchbaggius Maximus. he then fell, in pain, and I pulled out my taze-gun, shooting him in the buttocks area. the third step. next, i bought everyone except for him a round of drinks, and called the bouncer on him. Step four. then, I made small talk, and went home, feeling relieved to have captured yet another Douchbaggius Maximus; and that was the last step, the last step to stopping another Douchbaggius Maximus from wreaking havoc.

by wordslinger88 June 28, 2009

Douchbagness

1. The quality or state of being a douchbag.
2. Greasy; dirty; lame.

Quote from the Red Carpet - 81st Annual Academy Awards (Hollywood, CA)
"That Ryan Secrest is exhibiting some major Douchbagness tonight. I wonder who he's wearing?" 02/22/2009

by Tbaer February 23, 2009

Douchbag humor

A person who is super annoying and act like twat. And annoying talk With silly voice or saying Word over and over Again

Not be confused With DoucheBag Humor

This guy act like douchbag by say the Word over and over Again as stupid joke.

Or this douchebag need to be quite, for being asshole

This is douchbag humor a guy who is super annoying

by Snotcore February 16, 2023

douschebag

Used in many ways to describe an utter shit stain on society.

Can also be used to joke with a friend, or haze an enemy.

I can't believe you pulled the philly fakeout on laura last night, Bob. What a douschebag!

or

Jim actually ditched us for a fat chick last night. I wanna beat that douschebag's ass.

by Steven Hooker January 14, 2008

douchbagery

the of being a dbag looking like a dbag or participaiting in douchbag activities

Despite my efforts to stop them they continued on with there douchbagery

by short angry guy December 17, 2008