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doorstopping

When a man pulls back his erect penis and releases it to smack another person.
Girl 1: Why did you stop seeing Steven?

Girl 2: He was too immature, everytime we were done having sex he wouldn't stop doorstopping my stomach like it was the funniest thing ever.
by niggerfaggor April 5, 2020
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Door Stop

Man 1: Do you have an xbox 360 or a PS3?
Man 2: No, I just have a playstation 2.
Man 1: Haha, why do you still have that door stop?
by Harrery December 3, 2010
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Door Stop Kitty

This is when a cat lays down on its stomach and tucks all four legs under its body. Sometimes they will doze off in this position.
It is very funny when tigers do door stop kitty.
by New English April 11, 2009
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Door Stop

the act of preventing your friend's attempt to penetrate the female's vaginal canal with his scrotum; a.k.a. cock blocking
Dude leave me and my lady friend alone! You're being a major door stop right now...
by Davidbballin July 1, 2011
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door stop book

a non-fiction book that is so valuable , so insightful, that you use it as a door stop, intentionally deceiving your freiends from not boorowing it or "stealing " it.
The book is giving me incredible insight. I better use it as a door stop book. No one will think to look down there for this . Who-ha-ha!
by door stop book review author January 18, 2015
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Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap

An encouragement for urgency from one partner to the other, administered by placing both hands on the butt-cheeks and applying playful but noticeable strength (Note: the stronger the slap, the greater the urgency).
Typically performed whilst the couple stand giggling at the front door of an apartment, struggling to turn the key.

The motives for this technique can be affectionate, sexual or prosaic.

Not to be confused with a 'One-Hand Doorstep Buttslap'
Sexual -
Guy: "Man, I was so horny and she was taking forever to turn the key"
Guy's buddy: "Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap usually works"
Guy: "Yeah. And I left my hands there as long as I could. Even though her wriggling meant it took her even longer!"

Prosaic -
Girl: "I was desperate for the bathroom, and he was opening the door like an old man. So I gave him a Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap, pushed him aside and sprinted past"
by NorvenMunki September 18, 2013
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Doorstopper

A book that is so comically large, it can literally be used as an actual doorstopper.
My doorstopper of a book is just shy of 1,000 pages. And the pages are HUGE.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 9, 2022
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