Denver Doormat

When a homeless person takes a shit outside your house in an entryway area. Can also applied if the homeless person decides to take a shit in your driveway or outside a gate.

Dumb bitch Karen at work tried saying I was rude, Ill show her rude when she sees the Denver Doormat she's gonna get tomorrow.

by medium-chungus March 9, 2026

Wyoming Doormat

The act of rolling up the doormat on your front porch and fucking because you no one is watching but all of your neighbors saw

Yo John I just did a Wyoming Doormat this morning.

Bro no way everyone saw you?

by You Smell69 January 2, 2026

doormatted

To be treated with contempt, especially by someone you trust, i.e. boss, friend, significant other

"Your boss doormatted you for 18 months before he finally promoted you."

by Monsterboxer January 27, 2010

Slippery Doorman

This shit mainly consists of seeman that would implanted in the anal canal the night before, the shit should appear as if glistening with a clear gloss, but do not affraid, it is just a large dose of ass swallowed cum

Hot girl says " oh michael kennedy made me have to do a slippery doorman, why does he have to have such a high cum load"

by coyney September 26, 2011

Mississippi Door Mat

You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.

I ate way too much tonight; should be a perfect Mississippi Door Mat kinda night.

by Flanny McDougansnorfer December 26, 2014

Door Mat

A person who allows people to treat them badly or walk all over them.

Mark: Tyrone treats Sarah like crap.
Chris: Yeah she's such a door mat sometimes.

by E1K4B0NG March 28, 2008

Doorman Mike

The best god damn doorman in the history of the world. Doorman Mike will always make your day better when coming into, or leaving, the office.

On Fridays, Doorman Mike will say "HAPPY GOD DAMN FRIDAY! WOOO!".

by mikezpizza May 6, 2018