Michael Jackson's go-to synonym for the bodily brown that all humans produce, DooDoo Feces is a lighter, more
casual take on the notorious Number
Two - a
shitty substitution for any situation.
Dad: "I yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-"
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear
old Dad's DooDoo Feces."
Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some
strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick
spray some DooDoo Feces."