Dongle Bar

- A turd or half turd stuck in your butt hairs

-Multiple dingle berries into a giant conglomerate of shit tied in your butt hairs.

- A dingle berries older bigger brother

after lackadaisically wiping my ass, post bowel movement , I stumbled upon a dongle bar during the morning shower.

Jon suffers from dongle bars, because he does a poor job of wiping his ass after he shits

by Bocaburglerr June 11, 2011

Dongger

cross between donkey off shrek and tigger off winnie the pooh

aka zeke
an absolute numbnut ranga who has autism, short term memory loss, looks like a nut and is prepubescent evident in voice cracks and lack of hair. could say he reminds you of a homosexual. seems like a gay human, he's kinda decent once you can understand he's language. bag him out of love. very sensitive tho. make sure you have bandaids at the ready.

person 1: retard¿ autism¿ spastic¿ homo¿

person 2: all possible but nah he's just a Zeke
a dongger

by cronnie__________ April 2, 2020

donged up

Verb. The act of asking permission to perform intercourse.

Ex. Hey bitch you wanna get donged up?

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

Bare Dongle

People who make up alot of stuff you say "you chat bare dongle" Almost as if you chat shit.

I found £5000 yesterday - you chat bare dongle

by johnace01 March 29, 2011

Dogue

A very disgusting taint that is almost as hairy as a doge

I heard about this guy who had the slimiest dogue I’ve ever seen

by Harrydogue February 21, 2020

donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)

A word used to distinguish from a genuine laugh from the generic 'lol'.

A mix up of the words 'dongle', 'donkey kong' and 'lol'

I have to admit, when I read that comment I did donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)!

by reinforced lemon cake December 18, 2008

Dingle Donger

When you have an old pair of boxers with a hole or tear in the crotch... then you squat down and your balls and dong hang down through the hole in the crotch

I thought it would be relaxing to do some Yoga in my boxers, but then my girlfriend noticed I had a total Dingle Donger.

by Flubber McDonkeydick October 26, 2007