Donald J. Trump

An expired and toasted inside and out cheeto puff orange who doesn't have a fucking personality about others, only his supporters

Karen: "Omg, I love Donald J. Trump!"
Me: "You mean that expired, racist toasted butt cheek on a stick cheeto puff dusted sun tanned non-personality orange? What the fuck mate"

by GreenBean 🙄 March 15, 2021

Donald J. Trump

the biggest dumbass that will start world war 3

person 1: "Why are we starting World War 3"
person 2: "Ask Donald J. Trump"

by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020

Donald J. Trump

A generally orange 73 year old that tends to wear a blue suit with a red tie claiming he will ‘make America great again’ although the only reason it isn’t great is him. He is also a racist cunt who doesn’t like Mexicans and built a boarder so they can’t get into the USA

Fred: yo who’s that dickhead with the orange face and pineapple hair over there
Frank: oh that dude? That’s Donald J. Trump

by twitchcool69 May 9, 2020

Donald J. Trump

An Oompa Loompa with Gigantism and a superiority complex that plays golf more than it does it's job

Donald J. trump is a misogynistic jackass.

by twitchcool69 May 9, 2020

Donald J. Trump

Something that gives the passing appearance of wealth, but is just a cheap tool.

Gold sharpies are like Donald J. Trump.

by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020

Donald J. Trump

Someone who filled the swamp instead of drained it, and made America worse instead of making it great again.

"Donald J. Trump will either ultimately destroy the conservative movement or the United States."

by twitchcool69 May 23, 2020

Donald J. Trump

A strange man who wants to control the country, yet can't control his hair.

Person one: Hey, you know what donald j. trump would do with a can of white spray paint?
Person two: No, what?
Person one: Spray it on america, of course!

by twitchcool69 May 8, 2020