Redinky-donkey

When something is beyond ridiculous, and ridonkulous will still not do it justice, it can be described as ridinky-donkey

"oh sheesh! That guy's nose is ridinky-donkey"

"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?

by StupidPeanut April 20, 2010

sicilian donkey mashed potato special

A sex position where a woman is doing a handstand and a man is doing a backflip whilst continuously thrusting his hips forward. This position was discovered by author Sam_le_fou.

Peter: Last night, Mr Trash watched me fucking a stripper in the sicilian donkey mashed potato special position.

by Lady McNugget May 2, 2019

sucks donkey dick

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."

This movie sucks donkey dick.

by TomD1969 January 12, 2011

Riding the Cotton wool donkey

A term for a woman being on her period.

"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"

"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."

by gamerouche May 8, 2014

Donkeyface

A person who is so ugly you would rather kiss a donkey's asshole than her face. also the the complete opposite of a Frances

#1: What a donkeyface, she's just like a Frances.

#2: No thats totally what a donkeyface is not yo.

#1: Oh...

by Monkeybarn January 4, 2009

baby donkey

A larger than average penis

What happened with you and Browns mother last night?

We had a couple of drinks and then I hit her with the baby donkey

by Nik da dik February 26, 2018

super mega donkey bitch

when a car passenger has to sit in the trunk because the other seats are all occupied.

passenger 1: shotgun!
passenger 2: not bitch!
passenger 3: not bitch!
passenger 4: fuck i'm bitch. At least im not super mega donkey bitch.
passenger 5: fuck my life

by miaomiaomiao May 28, 2011