Dog-in-Law

When you marry and your spouse has a dog.

Common uses: "going to pet my in-law" "my in-law is a bitch" "my in-law wont stop humping my leg"

My wife had a dog. Fifi is now my dog-in-law.

by MicahGrot September 7, 2007

dog in a bathtub

when you lube up someone's anus and squeeze your balls inside. then try to keep them from jumping out, like a dog in a bathtub.

Dude!Sandy was walking real funny this morning, what'd you do to her bro?!?!?!?

well man i fucked her, sucked her tities then broke out the astroglide and gave her that dog in a bathtub treatment!

by fuzzyknubbles October 3, 2008

Dog In A Bathtub

The true meaning of attemting to instert your dick and nuts into a girl's lubed up ass and atttemting to keep them in. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

person 1: did you hear about Nik
person 2: no what happened
person 1: he did a dog in a bathtub to jess
person 2: hahahahahaha

by demon slayer 69 November 20, 2016

Dog In A Bathtub

Trying to fit your entire hunk of junk into her bootyhole.

"Damn I can't achieve a dog in a bathtub with jesse."

by Vagio January 15, 2017

Dog In A Bath Tub

Trying to put your penis and nut sack inside a woman/man (what ever you prefer) anus all at the same time' hens the saying as it is as hard as.

Once i pulled off the dog in the bathtub, I found it was much harder to remove them then put them in.

by whizzane December 30, 2003

dog in the bathtub

The act of trying to insert one's testicles in a girl's asshole.

Huff stuffed his dogs in choads bathtub

by maD iLL soN May 20, 2003

dog in the bathtub

Trying to put your penis and balls into a woman's vagina. Trying to keep them in is like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.

That bitch was so loose, I had to put the dog in the bathtub.

by Ryan the Man May 21, 2006