Hot Doerfler

A dry handjob; preferably from an ROTC girl or a very butch female.

"Dude she gave me a Hot Doerfler and then I went back out. Perfect night."

"I hope i can atleast get a Hot Doerfler tonight."

by captain butt hash February 5, 2010

doefer

A Man/Women that fucks deers

hey chief? yes? we caught that doefer that's been terrorising the northwest potion of the forest for the past decade.

by Mope420 March 14, 2011

derf batter

The act of 2 buck naked men in a horny frenzy come together taint to taint and mash them together until the sweat mixes with ass juice forming a burnt buttery looking substance that smells of Axe body spray, Ball sweat and Shit!

By the smell of him, I'd swear he was out making Derf Batter last night!

by Krumpet Puncher October 16, 2015

Derfins

The 90s TV show Friends as renamed by Kenyatta Smith in Cincinnati, Ohio during a 2019 gameshow.

My derfins are dope!
I have the best derfins in the world.

by Derfins May 14, 2019

Dorfot

Another word for “forgot” which was made from a typographical error.

I dorfot about my English lessons.

by xocusqocus May 23, 2020

dirty doer

Someone who does your ass dirty and doesn't even care that they did it

A: Hey what happened to you and Jennifer?
B: She dumped me for some other guy
A: Oh, so she's a dirty doer

by Glorggle February 16, 2018

doerd

God of the religion "Doerdentologyanityism" Supreme ruler of all. The mighty one. The all knowing.

"All Hail Doerd", "Happy Doerd Day!", "Doerd is merciful".

by Doerd S May 15, 2015