Uncle Jimbo Doctrine

Named after the fictional character from "South Park," the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine refers to a formal or informal military policy that enables otherwise reckless actions (that usually involves excessive killings and/or collateral damage) by invoking self-defense as a justification.

Israel has a right to defend itself, but its recent actions in Lebanon is an exercise of the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine.

by Del360 September 10, 2008

doctori

A term used by asian parents meaning to study medicine.
What asians aspirate for.

Buddi 1: Mera Bacha doctori karda
Woman 1:My son is studying medicine
Buddi 2:Acha mera engieenier a
Woman 2:Really! My son is an engineer
Buddi 1:Wa
Woman 1:Wow

by chonkydaar December 30, 2008

The Kaber Doctrine

Hitting on any, and all, waitresses and/or waiters when out dining.

"Can I take your order?"
"I'm going to be a cardiologist, but you can have my heart.
"You've just practiced The Kaber Doctrine."

by apchemftw May 9, 2010

doctrinaire

adhering inflexibly to a practice or theory

Her doctrinaire attitude simply would not allow her to ask for help.

by Arrington2 January 18, 2009

doctrine of unclean hands

Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.

One of the essays on the bar exam last year involved the doctrine of unclean hands.

by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015

bush doctrine

Not an actual doctrine such as the Monroe Doctrine. Simply, a term used to describe what President Bush has done in response to Septemeber 11th. This covers the Patriot Act and wiretapping, Guantanamo Bay, and the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq. Overall, it describes how President Bush has attempted to combat terrorism at home and abroad.

The Bush Doctrine, although nonexistant, outlines how president Bush planned to combat terrorism throughout the world.

by Jan112233 October 27, 2008

bush doctrine

The stated policy of George W. Bush that all nations harboring terrorists will be considered terrorist states.

Iran may not have attacked anybody, but because it harbors terrorists it's considered an enemy nation under the Bush Doctrine.

by Aparnalki December 9, 2008