When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".
Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."
Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."
Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."
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Guy 1: Hey, have you seen the new Transformers movie with New Divide in it?
Guy 2: No, but I really liked What I've done.
Guy 2: No, but I really liked What I've done.
by kingyo12 May 27, 2009
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A rhyming request made by people entreating someone to either share what they have or put it away. This can apply to food, a CD that people want burned copies of, or even your significant other.
Man, I'm tired of watching you chew a new stick of gum every three minutes. Hide it or divide it!
You keep going on and on about how great Pat is, so hide it or divide it, girl. Give us a chance.
You keep going on and on about how great Pat is, so hide it or divide it, girl. Give us a chance.
by Talmanes August 4, 2007
Get the hide it or divide it mug.1. An internet meme, where if you divide by zero an apocalypse will occur.
2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.
3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.
2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.
3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.
1. Hey look, I divided by zero! OH SHI- ...few seconds later... APOCALYPSE
2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-
3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."
2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-
3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."
by everybodyhateskris April 4, 2010
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Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.
NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!
Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.
NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!
- Dude I was dancing with this shawty last night, she was a easily an 8!
--Chris, how drunk were you?
-Really spaced dude!
-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.
- Damn, she was only a 5 :(
--Chris, how drunk were you?
-Really spaced dude!
-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.
- Damn, she was only a 5 :(
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Dave trolled red tube until he found something that tickled his fancy before he jacked off and spread his digital dividend all over his laptop.
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