ditchery

the act of ejecting somebody from a group through careful planning, mainly done best by those known as ditchers

"that is pure ditchery"

by experiancedditcher July 3, 2003

Dick Ditcher

A guy who ditches his bros every time he gets a new girl!
Female Version: Labia Leaver

"Toby is such a dick ditcher, ever since he hooked up with that ho Misty he doesn't go anywhere with his boys."

by JAMISON75TX December 20, 2017

pint drinking ditcher

One whom commits to going to a pint drinking establishment with their friends/team, only to ditch out last minute on not only their friends/teammates, BUT also the pint drinking itself.

Micheal that slut is a pint drinking ditcher; Nathan on the other hand isn't, he came for 1 pint.

by drew September 16, 2007

Discerning

Word used by call girls on sites such as craigslist to solicit Johns.

26 year-old female here, looking for discerning gentleman to spend adult time.

by cloak357 March 19, 2014

ditchererererererer

some one who ditches their date for other people

Emo was a ditchererererererer at her freshman homecoming when she ditched Christian for Jerry and Garret.

by falconAERO October 29, 2004

ditcherhipster

Someone who constantly ditches on their friends in favor of putting up instagram photos of band members and using old school keyboards which sound like type writers.

**loud typing**
Pyro: 'Dude your keyboard is insanely loud'
Char: 'NO ITS NOT'
Cam: 'You gonna come grief with us?'
Char: 'WELL IM OFF GUYS'
Pyro: 'You're such a ditcherhipster!'
Char: 'NO IM NOT'

by GriefingSwagPyro November 10, 2013

ditcher dog

your asshole friend who ditches class

roshun is such a ditcher dog

by izhmash December 14, 2015