An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.
by Maximus August 6, 2003
Get the blond distortion mug.The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.
Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008
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Get the social distortion mug.Dr. Crom paid $200,000 on a house where the windows do not even meet the walls in South Park. Realty distortion field detected.
by Word of God Militia Legatus 1TTA1 January 17, 2008
Get the realty distortion field mug.When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot
Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.
by Captian McAwesomeville August 15, 2012
Get the Ocular Distortion Factor mug.03/02, 17:06 Gary Santino: Cognitive distortion= emotional reasoning = quickest reflexative naturally existing biological component of the brain/mind architecture. This means fewer calories are required for the open-ended possibility of cerebral/ intellectual reasoning to fully examine any analysis of a topic.
03/02, 17:09 Gary Santino: In turn, mental reflexes generate neural pathways for thought processes to travel along without the necessity to commit a fully integrated process, for energy conservation
Therefore, to distrust your frame of reference, in turn, you end up liberating those knee jerk decision making reactions, which take place because you are predominantly using emotional maps.
03/02, 17:09 Gary Santino: In turn, mental reflexes generate neural pathways for thought processes to travel along without the necessity to commit a fully integrated process, for energy conservation
Therefore, to distrust your frame of reference, in turn, you end up liberating those knee jerk decision making reactions, which take place because you are predominantly using emotional maps.
What do you think of President X, well I think he's useless because he did this to his family.
Examples of bad parenting skills being used against someone's ability to run a countrys affairs, is a classic piece of cognitive distortion, which can be utilised by a political opponent, within a lazy electorate, who have succumbed to personality politics, not the politics on of itself, because of the immediate dopamine reward the brain delivers for the quickest response possible, without engaging an extensive amount of calories.
Examples of bad parenting skills being used against someone's ability to run a countrys affairs, is a classic piece of cognitive distortion, which can be utilised by a political opponent, within a lazy electorate, who have succumbed to personality politics, not the politics on of itself, because of the immediate dopamine reward the brain delivers for the quickest response possible, without engaging an extensive amount of calories.
by BudgieMuscle1 February 3, 2024
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Owens thinks Israel is behind the killing of Charlie Kirk, she has red distortion. Help her with her EBT
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