International dishwasher day

Also known as the international sandwich maker day, March 8th is here to remind all women that they are just property/objects that all men own!

Person 1: yo it's international dishwasher day
Person 2: oh I'll make sure I remind Jessica, she hasn't been doing the dishes lately!

by The_best_jew March 8, 2019

loading the dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk!

Well, I loaded the dishwasher six months ago and now she as big as a house.

by Your Girth is Your Worth! November 13, 2004

Swedish Dishwasher

When a man fills a women's vagina with dishwasher soap to wash the fesis off his penis after plundering her anus.

Dude I had so much poop on my dick after fucking her ass that I had to use the Swedish Dishwasher technique.

by matty tee September 30, 2010

purple monkey dishwasher

A parody of the game 'telephone' used on an episode of The Simpsons. Instead of an original message becoming jumbled by person to person contact, the message is perfectly repeated at the end...but with the addition of the words "purple monkey dishwasher."

Nora's pregnant with Greg's baby after sleeping firt with Tony, John and Barney...but she's telling Tim it's his due to their fling at Thanksgiving....purple monkey dishwasher.

by Jax Bak January 20, 2010

dirty dishwasher

When you are performing anal on someone and you pull out your penis and have then perform oral.

I was banging this chic in the ass, and I pulled it out and she gave me a dirty dishwasher.

by EZ August 1, 2003

dishwasher

something that virgins call women bc they’re mad they don’t get pussy

kayla: i don’t want to have sex with you because you’re unpleasant
brad: whatever dishwasher make me a sandwich

by b0ss.jpg_666RUFUS December 23, 2020

loading-the-dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk.

Man it been a while since I've loaded-the-dishwasher.

by Srihari November 27, 2004