by turtleboy939 January 7, 2019
Get the Disgruntled mug.When a heterosexual male (or vaginatarian) is dissatisfied with the overall number of sexual conquests they have achieved to date i.e a down-in-the-dumps no-pumps chump
Bill: ‘Mate, can I talk to you? My discuntent keeps deteriorating so much that I’ve booked in for a penis extension’
Ted: ‘Ha!’
Bill: ‘I’m not joking, I’ve already got the appointment booked’
Ted: ‘It’s not that, I’m just surprised you think your tiny cock is the root cause of your discuntent, when it’s actually the fact that your face looks like it caught on fire and was put out with a bike chain’
Ted: ‘Ha!’
Bill: ‘I’m not joking, I’ve already got the appointment booked’
Ted: ‘It’s not that, I’m just surprised you think your tiny cock is the root cause of your discuntent, when it’s actually the fact that your face looks like it caught on fire and was put out with a bike chain’
by Anonymous submissions June 2, 2021
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by some n00b March 21, 2005
Get the disgruntled~llama mug.An active-duty member of the US military i.e. Marines/Army, who is fed up with all the bullshit that happens in their daily life, ex: being treated like a child, going to the field, having to sit through safety briefs, etc etc.
1: We've got to clean our barracks room for inspection tomorrow for like 5 hours
2: Damn it man, I'm so disgruntled
2: Damn it man, I'm so disgruntled
by BathtubBarracuda July 29, 2016
Get the DisGRUNTled mug.A grunting state of agitated displeasure assumed by egocentric engineer or sports types who are quite fond of getting their own way, by brain or by brawn, and find themselves powerless to get what they want. It is generally saved to manipulate lesser minds into capitulating to their will. Those who challenge them find this tactic pointless and extremely amusing.
“If I don’t get _________________ by five tonight, I am going to be extremely disgruntled.”
“I know you know this, but maybe you don't KNOW it know it...but ignoring me, or my emails, does NOT make things go away as if they never happened. It only serves to make me further disgruntled and unhappy.”
“I know you know this, but maybe you don't KNOW it know it...but ignoring me, or my emails, does NOT make things go away as if they never happened. It only serves to make me further disgruntled and unhappy.”
by Nebraska Wildcat January 14, 2009
Get the Disgruntled mug.A sexual act in which during the final moments of sexual intercourse, a male proceeds to ejaculate onto his female partners face, and in the process of doing so, simultaneously claps his partners ears with both of his hands in a single motion. Said motion results in the rupturing of the partners ear drums. The partner then, writhing in pain, begins to cry and mascara runs down her face. The culmination of the recipients dark, running makeup, ejaculate covered facial region, and fruitless attempt at holding her ears to alleviate the agony, all result in the physical resemblance of the Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca).
Friend 1: "Dude, did you give her the ol' Disgruntled Panda after your date last night?!"
Friend 2: "Sure did man!"
Friend 1: "And?"
Friend 2: "Shes fucking deaf, it was a horrible idea!"
Friend 2: "But I'd do it again in a heartbeat..."
Friend 2: "Sure did man!"
Friend 1: "And?"
Friend 2: "Shes fucking deaf, it was a horrible idea!"
Friend 2: "But I'd do it again in a heartbeat..."
by Dr. RSMiller January 29, 2012
Get the Disgruntled Panda mug.A cross between disgruntled and disheveled, especially in the context of bedtime manner.
A word used to segway the awkward pause when you can't remember the actual word you were trying to think of.
A word used to segway the awkward pause when you can't remember the actual word you were trying to think of.
Jim: Boy, I was really tossing and turning last night, and didn't get that great of sleep.
Jen: Yes, I noticed - you were pretty.. dishuntled last night.
Jen: Yes, I noticed - you were pretty.. dishuntled last night.
by rjgoebel June 28, 2011
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