dixcaliber

A highly desired clean shaven penus of a young collage aged student of the Suburbs.

My Smoot found some serious Dixcaliber down in the desert!!!
ASU is the Dixcaliber Capitol!

by Hengoose November 30, 2019

Dyscalculia

Having dyscalculia means it's more difficult for you to understand numbers and math. It's like dyslexia but for numbers. Common symptoms of dyscalculia are having difficulty with mental math, trouble analyzing time and reading an analog clock, struggle with motor sequencing that involves numbers, and often they will count on their fingers when adding numbers.

You: "What's 9+10?"
Me: "21"
You:"You stupid"
Me:"No i just have dyscalculia lol"

by AcrylicPanda August 24, 2021

The Birdwell Disclaimer

The Birdwell , originated in Villa Park IL representing a well bearded man and clever master of memes. The Birdwell Disclaimer is a term used when you are trying to seduce a woman, but want to be clear, you are not the best in bed-but still good.

Man, I met this hot girl at the bar. She was really into me but I had to set the expectations and give her the Birdwell Disclaimer.

by Bougee77 April 3, 2019

DEE DEE DEE DISMALITY

Something you say to distract other people during a task that requires focus.

*Playing Squash, KEVIN is about to serve the ball.*

LRRO: "DEE DEE DEE DISMALITY!"
KEVIN: *misses the serve*
KEVIN: "SHOOT! AGGRESSION!"

by SBFY December 23, 2021

Disallow Yourself

1)To reject a statement/idea/proposal from a wasteman and to encourage said fool to look at himself and man the fuck up.

2) To cast a downing judgement on a fool's actions.

1a)
Wasteman: This party sounds hectic but I say we go to my nans, she cooks up a mean steak casserole.

Safeman: *kiss gums* Blud you trippin, disallow yourself.

1b)
Wasteman: Aight, Halle Berry would get it, but if you catch Rosie Odonnell from the right angle, I swear to ja I would happily poke her.

Safeman: Be easy nigga! step down. Think 'bout wha chu sayin' foo'. Dat bitch is stacked out. Disallow yourself.


2)
Wasteman: *Gets his ankles broken in basketball match*

Safeman: 'memba I told chu, tell your friends and disallow yourself.

by Alski007 February 21, 2009

disclude

What stupid people say instead of exclude

"The real definition of disclude is 'to disclose, make known', I think you meant to say 'exclude.'"

by GrammarTeacher August 27, 2009

Discolate

An injury caused by excessive and/or repetitive dance moves.

Dancing excessively to YMCA may cause your arms to become disjointed.

I was bummed that Jente discolated her arm during the John Travolta dance-off, but was happy when she won first place.

Lobdizzle discolated his arm popping to Lil Hype’s beats.

by OGDebs September 22, 2018