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Diabetes

There are two types of diabetes, type 1 and type 2. Type 1 is when the pancreas doesn't function properly and type 2 is when you are over weight and it starts causing health problems. It really makes me mad when we are watching a health video in class and people say "diabetes is cause when you are over weight." I have diabetes myself and my friends or people I know look at me and judge me. People need to get it right. People need to become more educated on this subject.
Idiot: Haha dude look at this picture.

*picture of unhealthy food*

Idiotic Friend: OMG man that is diabetes in a picture! Haha
Idiot: ya man!
by Rosie101 May 24, 2014
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Diabetus

Diabetus is a mis-pronunciation of the word diabetes.
It all started with Wilford Brimley. A spokesman for Liberty Medical.
Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I've got Diabetus
by Tdap October 9, 2008
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disabledsenses

A mineman who uses blatant misplace and looks like Verzide when he pvps. Retweets weird stuff.
Person 1: Bro did you see what disabledsenses retweeted
Person 2: Yeah bro wtf he had his tongue out
by kenzsupremez June 25, 2018
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diabesity

The unfortunate combination of obesity and diabetes. Also called "odiabesity."
Too many chocolate covered potato chips can lead to diabesity.

Deep-fried Oreos are common risk factors for the medical condition known as diabesity.
by Seth Red-Pen November 9, 2013
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Diabetes

An awesome disease where you lose a function of your pancreas because God doesn't like you that day.

You get to prick your fingers everyday to get a large sample of blood for you glucose meter. You can either take shots of insulin for every meal, or some people have an insulin pump which continually pumps insulin into your system. The pump is awesome because it's on your side 24/7 and kids and teachers can even make fun of you at school!

Diabetics especially love when people ask them questions like, "CAN U HAVE SUAGR?!?" or, "OMG, CAN I CATCH DIABETES?!" They also love it when you tell them that Nick Jonas has diabetes too, because we're lucky we can relate to him.

There's even some kickass symptoms that you have along with all the needles! When you're bloodsugar is too high, you get to feel nauseous and might even blow chunks! You can also have a headache and double vision, too! When you're bloodsugar is too low, you get to feel lightheaded and shaky, like you're going to pass out.

You can also get badass disease that can be caused by diabetes, like BLINDNESS, HEART DISEASE, KIDNEY FAILURE, AMPUTATION OF LEGS, etc.!

Diabetes is EPIC WIN.
LOLAWESOME: "OMG, you have diabetes? Is that contagious?"

Diabetic: "..."
by i'm a girl February 16, 2009
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Diabeat-off

Gee, Dawson's mom is so fat, she gives a nice diabeat-off.
by Cpt. StickyFingers May 10, 2014
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eye diabetes

A phrase coined by comedian Cal Wilson, eye diabetes is what you get or feel after seeing something unbelievably cute or sweet.
*sees a picture of baby otters*
Cal: Arghhhhh. Now I have eye diabetes!
by PiscisCruor June 8, 2013
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