Dimitri Martin

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

by Casey .S April 13, 2007

dimpled shirley temple

A shirley temple with a raspberry liquor, of your choice, added in.

Hey girl, make me a dimpled shirley temple.

by LAURENANDCHELSEA May 11, 2006

dimple ass

When someone has an extremely large, fat ass therefore creating dimples.

Hey Jimmy, did you score any ass last night?

Yeah dude, I scored a girl with an extreme dimple ass last night. It was unreal.

by californiaberrr October 21, 2013

dimple twist

The act of sticking your index finger(s) in the dimple spot(s) on your cheek and rotating your finger(s) around. Has two (2) meanings:

(1) When accompanied by an "awww" sound the dimple twist is used to pretend to feel sorry for someone or try to embarrass or annoy them

(2) When lacking a verbal accompaniment it is used to admit wrongdoing while still feeling coy about the bad behavior

*dimple twist* Awwwww did somebody lose at a game of monopoly?
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Q: Did you leave the milk out all night?
A: *dimple twist*
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Q: Did you steal my beer?
A: *dimple twist*

by Jessy46 January 8, 2014

dimitrov

The sexiest and the most flirtatious super white Bulgarian there is, he always cares about his friends around him and try’s to charm girls close to him and loves to make penis/sex jokes, all in all it’s a sexy guy that knows how to flirt with ladies and has the smoothest way to kiss a girl anywhere besides school.

What’s up, Mr Dimitrov took me to the mall.

Hey sis, why so happy Alexander Dimitrov took me to a trampoline park and somehow got his lips on mine.

by B.B. brit September 6, 2017

dimitri horton

He is a mant. Very aggressive and feisty mant.

dimitri horton is the mant the mant up.

by XxBigBoy123xX November 12, 2018

Dimitar

A god in everything he does. Associated with over superior intelligence, great talent and a charming personality. Fun to be around. A man with a futuristic view of the world.

"Did you hear about that scientist?"
"The one who won a Noble Prize?"
"Yes. He must be a Dimitar, don't you think?"
"Definitely!"

by An expert on Dimitars December 2, 2014