S.M.R.T.

A nice way of saying that someone is so stupid, that they don't even know how to spell smart.

"I'M S.M.R.T.! YAAAAAY!!!"

by LAURENANDCHELSEA May 11, 2006

dimpled shirley temple

A shirley temple with a raspberry liquor, of your choice, added in.

Hey girl, make me a dimpled shirley temple.

by LAURENANDCHELSEA May 11, 2006

Kroger 250

A motorized shopping cart race, held after 11:00 pm, at any random Kroger Grocery store. Must include: at least two people, two scooters, between 2-5 cars. Objective being, to beat your opponent around the 2-5 cars.

"Did you hear? Lauren totally whooped Chelsea's ass at the Kroger 250 last night!"

"No way, it was only because Chelsea's scooter was slow."

by LAURENANDCHELSEA May 11, 2006