3 definitions by LAURENANDCHELSEA

S.M.R.T.

A nice way of saying that someone is so stupid, that they don't even know how to spell smart.

"I'M S.M.R.T.! YAAAAAY!!!"

by LAURENANDCHELSEA May 1, 2006

Kroger 250

A motorized shopping cart race, held after 11:00 pm, at any random Kroger Grocery store. Must include: at least two people, two scooters, between 2-5 cars. Objective being, to beat your opponent around the 2-5 cars.

"Did you hear? Lauren totally whooped Chelsea's ass at the Kroger 250 last night!"

"No way, it was only because Chelsea's scooter was slow."

by LAURENANDCHELSEA May 1, 2006

dimpled shirley temple

A shirley temple with a raspberry liquor, of your choice, added in.

Hey girl, make me a dimpled shirley temple.

by LAURENANDCHELSEA May 1, 2006