dictimize

when you fuck a chick so damn well, you have to wipe her cum off your balls.

Dude, I totally reamed your sister so hard, I left that bitch dictimized.

by ethan bishop December 1, 2006

dicture

1. An image used in the negotiation process when trying to attain nudes. NEVER an actual picture of the sender. Simply used as leverage to achieve desired results.

2. An image of varying file types and resolutions containing only white pixels. Upon receiving the sender claims to "not know why it isn't working."

"Audry totally fell for my dicture, I GOT HER N00DZ!!!

by coisin vinny December 24, 2007

dickum

phrase used while playing beer pong. when two cups are left on the table, you dickum to put one in front of the other. derived from referring to a males dick, and having it stick out straight when hard.
can also be used as an exclamation, or to as a name.

1. "Dickum Please"
2. "Ahhh! Dickum!"
3. "Taylor, you dickum."

by Magdalena<3 May 15, 2007

dicktumbleweed

When your dick gets flaky from dead skin and the dead skin starts falling off along with pubes and creates a ball of hair and dead skin.

Dave: Yo man i had the worst dicktumbleweed yesterday

Bob:I had one last week it flew into the breeze

by JessicaRAWR April 17, 2009

Dicktum

A woman’s or man’s mind falls victim to a male because of his devil penis (The dick so good it ruined a life) That person fell dicktum to that man and now he can get away with murder and they’d still wanna fuck him one last time.

Becky is in denial of being a dicktum to bob.

by Sexualbeans June 3, 2018

Dictim

The victim of someone being a dick.

Some douche in a Hummer cut me off today. He made me his dictim.

by Jeffro2000 October 11, 2011

Dicture

An unwarranted and generally unwanted picture of the male genitalia

Damn, I gave him my number and he immediately sent me a dicture .

by Mwahahahahahaha! May 21, 2016