dickward

a hospital ward where men with phsycotic wives go when they have their penis's bitten off burnt snapped or broken

oh look ur willy is hangin off we will have to take u to the dickward

by Foxhall May 13, 2005

dickweed

Asshole, dumbass, know-it-all, ass-kisser

Billy-Bob kisses up to get ahead at work.

by B Dominguez December 22, 2003

dickbird

1. (noun) Nickname given to the mobile, hydraulic scissor lifts used on construction sites around massachusetts during the dickbird period which took place during the July 2008 summer

2. (noun) Anything that is anything

3. (adj, adv) Used to describe things that are stupid , annoying , foolish , or dickbird-ish

wow alex, looks like you got the dickbird stuck again. you better go get the wood.

hey look at that man way up there in the dickbird. he seems to be fiddling with the broken telephone wires.

by dickbird commmander August 20, 2008

Dickwed

A person beyond stupidity who has no right in the world. Another version of the words 'dickwad' and 'dickweed', however the origin of this word is from a totally non-dickwed. It is not horribly to be called a dickwed, however, may be deemed embarrassing. A dickwed will usually not have any sense in their mind, and will usually make the stupidest of stupid decisions at any time. To be a dickwed is a crime in life, and I would strongly advise you not to act in the way of a dickwed.

Oh my god, that chick is such a DICKWED!

When I ran to the top of the hill and fell backwards without realizing, I felt like such a DICKWED.

by iamamazing21 March 10, 2011

Dickbird

A common spam created by the Shadow Elves Clan.A Dickbird is an annoying bird.

Nick: Look at the dickbirds up in the tree. Dickbirds:Churp Churp. Nick: GET THE HELL OUT OF THE TREE YOU DICK BIRDS!

by DickBirds August 25, 2008

Dickweed

The process of grinding very loud/dank weed then spilling it all over your pants (presumable the crotch area) then attempting to pack the spilt weed into the bowl

"Bro I just dickweed ."

by Bittah pupil April 3, 2016

Dickweed

Someone who gets kicked for team-killing in a Call of Duty multiplayer Hardcore game

Player 1: Dude, did you lag out?
Player 2: No. I got a dickweed.

Player 1: Then stay away from me

by TG DraftGryphon May 25, 2013