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DickBitch

A dickbitch or “db” is a word to describe somebody that is equally stupid enough to be described as both words. It is also someone who chases men a little too hard. By saying db, no one will know you are talking shit.
“Dude she is such a db... she likes every guy”

You’re really acting like a dickbitch right now!”
by Haydag101 April 26, 2021
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Dick watch

Describes the uncontrollable urge to nod off and have your head bow down to your dick in a short quick snappy action during what seems to be long or boring presentations or meetings
I must not have had a good sleep last night as I was doing the dick watch during the sales meeting today.
by 1staid June 3, 2011
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Dickpatch

A team of two or more guys who, when asked questions either general or specific about those facets of an operation they are entrusted with, respond with snarky comments and poor temperament. Basically they'd rather take every opportunity to crack wise than help get the materials out the door so we can get back to our fucking desks and answer the damned phone.
"Dickpatch, line four!"
by HardLard February 11, 2010
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dickstache

When a male enters puberty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. Some choose to not look like a dick head, and shave it off. Some choose to remain looking like a dick head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.

Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.
"Yo dude you wanna hang out tonight?"- Stacher

"Fuck you, you have a dickstache"-Me
by r0tc0d February 19, 2007
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Dickstache

A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.
Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.
by Mochicho February 10, 2009
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dickwater

Anything that is uncool or unpleasent to you and the people around you.
Man that was dickwater how john forgot about poker lastnight, and went out with that chick instead.
by gorillaface November 5, 2007
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Dickachu

What would seemingly be a pickachu, the head has been replaced with a bellend.
A pickachu with a dick head, also known as Dickachu.
by tehIndizzle July 17, 2009
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