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dicktraption

When a man gets his penis stuck inside a Chinese finger trap with another man on the other end and cannot get it out.
Oh damn! Look. James and Tommy stuck in a dicktraption.
by HA_13 November 5, 2015
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distractional focus

This occurs when you need to be working with someone else, listening to music, watching television, or doing something else while doing academic work in order to help you focus better
I could not focus fully on my history work, so I asked my friend to be my distractional focus
by blitz425 November 13, 2009
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dickrections

i often get lost when i follow my dickrections!
by sweet-tart February 14, 2015
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Temporary Distraction Measure

A Temporary Distraction Measure or TDM for short is the basis of modern politics and business. Anytime a politician forms a committee to 'look into' something it is nothing but a ruse intended to temporarily distract the voting public long enough for them to forget all about it.
Anything (Committee, poll, vote, investigation, senate hearing, etc) that can be used to successfully distract people from issues that they were formally concerned about long enough for them to forget completely about it.

Anything that makes you (the voter) think we (politicians) are doing something about it when we're really not.
E.X. Senate Democrats hold hearings to investigate windfall profits generated by the obscene price of oil.

Two weeks later, the American public will have forgotten all about it and will rest content that the government is doing it's job. Hence, it was a successful Temporary Distraction Measure.

E.X. During the Senate hearing over whether to clarify net neutrality, the Senators rambled on for a few weeks until another celebrity got knocked up and everybody that was wanting it codified, forgot all about it.
Temporary Distraction Measure
by Crashingtests July 4, 2008
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cake dickeration

"cake dickeration" describes the decorating of a cake by drawing a large penis on it!
I'll draw a large penis with the frosting on that cake!
That is some nice "cake dickeration"!
by Hans Honk April 21, 2015
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DISTRACTION

Yell out distraction at the top of your lungs to get out of any situation
Jason: Hey Bob can you help me move a washing machine into my attic?
Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen
by radioturtle November 4, 2017
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dickeration

a lapel pin shaped like a penis, worn by a gay homosexual butt fag male
Lyle looked thuper thpiffy last night, and did you see his dickeration on his new suit jacket.
by largessepopper October 22, 2008
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