Dicktits

A negative exclamation

Sasha: The capital of Afghanistan is Iraq right?
Isaac: No you dumbass the capital of Afghanistan is Kabul.
Sasha: Dicktits.

by BigFriendlyGiant12334456789900 March 5, 2014

Dicktits

Boobs that have penises instead of nipples.

Holy Dicktits! It's a giant Scorpion!

by Joej October 21, 2014

dicktitious

When a guy’s penis is smaller than he says it is, his statements are dicktitious (like fictitious)

He said it was a solid 8, but he was being totally dicktitious

by lilpedro43 April 29, 2019

Dickmitten

When your spanking your monkey and the load is coming fast you reach down pull off your sock and cum in it .

My girlfriend has all these unmatched socks because her brother is using them for dickmittens.

by Cinders and HEvil June 27, 2019

dicktit

a person who disrespects you in any form or matter.

dont be such a dicktit gina.

by fabio gussini February 26, 2009

dicktits

your balls because if you could place a pair of titties on your dick, it would still look like your balls

you hit me right in the dicktits

by apocalypsechris October 3, 2009

dicktits

A term of endearment. Created in 2003 by Hiva and Novid and used loosely.

H-What's up dicktits?
N-Nothing much dicktits, and you?

by Hiva November 27, 2004