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Dickslap

To dickslap someone is to completely dominate them. the act of whipping out one's penis and slapping another person with it is to own them completely, they might as well have your name written on them.

To dickslap a woman is another way of marrying them, without all the fuss of a ceremony. Just whip it out in public and slap them there and then, they will be so OWN'D by you that they will be forced to wear a ring and do your every bidding.
*SLAP* you're my wife now bitch!!
okay... i accept it

I dickslapped that guy on call of duty! Killed him 54 times!! LOL

Girl: Hi big guy!
Guy: *dickslap*
Girl: I am yours to command
by G33BzLAAH September 1, 2009
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Dickslap

A quick "jerk" like movement of the wrist, whilst holding ones Penis, resulting in the satisfying slap of a Shiny Helmet. Usually against your womans lips or forehead if you are feeling kinky.
Julie wasnt sure she wanted Dave to be her boyfriend no more,as he kept asking if he could dickslap her.
by king_ding September 15, 2005
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Dickatosis

bad odor of penis smell on one's breath after having oral sex.
She had a bad case of dickatosis after having oral sex with her boyfriend. Halitosis
by samuel prewitt jr. October 26, 2015
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dickshabob

When a person has been impaled by a large penis.
Dude, did you hear what happened to that chick? She became a dickshabob.
by _420buckets May 6, 2016
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Dickshabob

When you put donuts on a dick, and then eat the donuts to get to the dick.
Imma Dickshabob later
by Therealashla May 30, 2016
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Dickladon

A dick of enormous size, comparably to scale with a megladon as opposed to a regular shark.
"Oh wow Murchison really packs a Dickladon"
by Niggar? October 19, 2017
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Dickatorius

Tyjhorn Is a dumbass
Ty u are Dickatorius
by Sebbyppop July 20, 2021
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