Dickpatch

A team of two or more guys who, when asked questions either general or specific about those facets of an operation they are entrusted with, respond with snarky comments and poor temperament. Basically they'd rather take every opportunity to crack wise than help get the materials out the door so we can get back to our fucking desks and answer the damned phone.

"Dickpatch, line four!"

by HardLard February 11, 2010

dickinch

A unit of measurement commonly used by men when measuring the lenght of their manhood. Usually, 1 dickinch is equal to approximately .25 in or approximately 1cm. Thus, a dickinch is an exagarated unit of measurement used to make items sound larger than they truly are.

Shorty, is only 2 inches long, however, he claims to be 8 inches long, obviously, he is measuring by the dickinch.

by JB Trevor May 27, 2010

Dick Punch

A concussive blow from the dick used to demonstrate sexual prowess.

"Hey man, why did you just DICK PUNCH me?"
"Bro, I'm just so horny..."
"oh"

by shoeboxin December 16, 2008

What the dick punch?

Similar to "What the hell" or "What the f%&k" except with more intensity. The expression one makes when they are hit in the balls is synonymous with asking, what the dick punch?!

Friend:"I can't go out tonight, boss talked me in to working a double shift."
Me: "What the dick punch?!"

by Zratz3 November 8, 2015

Dicklauncher

One who enjoys launching dicks into themselves.

Often used amongst gamers as an insult when either under the influence of alcohol or other drugs, or no other insult can be thought of at the moment.

Originally used by a gamer under the alias "||IM-BS||C.h.tw" on Counter-Strike:Source.

What the fuck? He got a headshot on me from all the way across the map... What a fuckin' dicklauncher that kid is...

by ~N0m@D-Anon.~ June 22, 2011

alabama dick punch

A can of pabst blue ribbon beer. Preferably a 16oz. can.

I am going to the bar, would you like an Alabama dick punch?

by yermom198273930282 February 3, 2010

Dick Punch

A punch bowl that has been spiked with severed male genitalia.

Me Hey can you pass the Dick Punch?

by PotatoCannons August 4, 2011