Dickmania

When you have uncontrolled thoughts and dreams of penis's all the time. Usually this person is straight but for some reasons can't stop thinking of bbc

Dad, I think I'm gay, I'm suffering from dickmania.

by Sexyshmexy March 28, 2017

Dickamentation

The transfer of a vagina to a penis

"Hey bro I just did some dickamentation with my sister", "what".

by ArmsDealer November 12, 2021

urban dimentia

when you want to look up something on urban dictionary but forget what youre looking for cause everything else is so interesting

i wanted to see what a cum dumpster was but when somethin else came up i got urban dimentia..couldnt remember what i wanted to look up

by wogthedog February 10, 2015

dickmento

Being coherced to suck a dick because you cannot remember what a dick looks like because you have suffered severe head trauma.

Phil: Aw, poor Albert, he's been suffereing from dickmento ever since the accident.
Jake: ... uh, how do you know this?
Phil: I JUST DO, OKAY!

by Matt Cowan January 1, 2008

Documentia

Documentia: the onset of impaired cognitive abilities due to the repeated viewing of documentaries exposing the myths of justice, ethics and fairness towards the global planet. It may be static, the result of a unique global documentary exposé, or progressive, resulting in long-term decline due to collaborating but otherwise disparate viewings of individual documentaries.. Although documentia is far more common in the geriatric population, it can occur before the age of 65, in which case it is termed "early onset documentia". The advent of world wide "common man" communications continues to pull back the emerald curtain on the activities of the world bank and corporate megalomaniacs. Comprehension, too quickly digested, is the leading cause of documentia resulting in a pandemic of frenetic passionate dinner party rhetoric based solely on Netflix video consumption

Fervently and passionately arguing his point, Bob's early onset documentia had obliterated his rational thought. His dinner guests stood mouths agape. His rant ceased, the room fell silent except for a few blinks in amazement.

by Scribbler123 June 25, 2012

Dickmatian

1. A man who has raw sexual prowess. 2.Someone who can dickmatize women.

I was reading a fanfic on Wattpad and man the main love interest was a real dickmatian, he had the main character wrapped around his finger.

by Kokoro Takami February 16, 2022

dickmetized

When you become mesmerized by the dick.

She's so dickmetized, she can't even see that she's being played.

by jjondabeat April 22, 2020