Dickbooger

When a male specimen is ready to mate, his pee pee leaks a white substance called precum, in other words, a dick booger

Stacy looked at Jason's rod and dickboogers were leaking out.

by DickBooger July 10, 2017

dickmonger

one who is beyond the gayest of gays

you know that guy jeff? hes a dickmonger

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs March 9, 2011

DickLover's pizza

One who loves cock.

Generally a gay, or horny female.

A pizza of the male genitalia.

Janice, so you chompin on Dave's Dicklover's pizza tonight?

by Mr.PoonScout August 30, 2009

DickMonger

A fat slutty whore
who is a nice lady
YOUR LANGUAGE IS OFFENSIVE TO ME
eat balls

Shut up dickmonger. your language is offensive to me

by JAYYYYdeeeeeeesixtynine May 27, 2011

Dickloner

ones dick and is often alone in their own dickheadedness usually resorts to masturbaion to quell boredom.

Doug: Mat, you were sitting around last night being a Dickloner.

Mat: No I wasn't I was being a Dickford.

by The Duyg March 25, 2009

dickcongestion

The dick is soo good, it'll clear your sinuses.

I woke up all stuffed from my allergies, until he gave me some of his dickcongestion medicing and cleared me all out.

by Strokethegoat December 30, 2018

Dickmonger

Someone who is on your dick constantly. You wish they would leave you alone but they don't. Just like killmonger in black panther they won’t stop the bs.... hint the name dickmonger

Why you gotta be such a dickmonger

by Youngdoggy July 8, 2019