Dicklashed

When a woman is under the total controll of a partener. It is the opposite of pussy whipped.

"She was so dicklashed she'd get up in the middle of the night to make him waffles."

by mckphilby October 6, 2009

dickwank

a person who is an absolute moron fuck.

fuck your a dickwank!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Dicklash

(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle.

Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.

by Slavman October 1, 2010

Dicksand

A type of spiraling addiction that occurs when you've discovered the best penis you've ever had in your life, and you gradually sacrifice all of your time to this irresistible penis and the human attached to it.

"Sarah, are you coming out tonight or are you caught in Michael's dicksand?".

"I'm sorry but I have slipped into the undeniably natural and magnetic pull of Michael's dicksand".

by tyrannosaurus-rekt July 8, 2016

dicklace

when you have a dick so skinny it looks like a shoelace

Last night I was with Johnny and he pulled down his pants and said you should go down on me. I almost laughed so hard at his dicklace

by Johnnyfucksyou October 17, 2013

dickpants

skintight jeans commonly worn by 80's rockers and metalheads. Pants are so tight that you can see the dick, hence the name dickpants. Can also be refered to as brokeback pants.

"Hey John, nice jeans man. When the hell did you start wearing dickpants?"

"Went to that Twisted Sister show the other night, can't believe those guys are still wearing dickpants!"

by devillock July 23, 2006

dickman

1. A man who believes the ladies love him - however he is sorely and ignorantly mistaken. A dickman will live his entire life under the impression that people enjoy his presence - but they do not.
2. Dickman is also a common term for people who "cut you off" on the road. It's origin lies in the original definition of dickman, as many qualities of a dickman carry over to various other parts of a dickman's life.

I can't believe that guy keeps hitting on me, as if he could ever get with me...what a dickman!

by JSharkey September 28, 2006