Dickfishing

When a man sends an unsolicited picture of a dick that is not his.

-His lil chubbers didnt look like much to be proud of.
-Are you saying he dickfished you?!

-I asked him what he was working with so he sent me a pic. When we hooked up it didn't even match.
-You got dickfished

-Bro I want to send a picture of my dick even though she didn't ask for it but it's ittybitty.
-Dude that dickfishing. Not cool man

by MotherOfWildlings April 14, 2020

dickist

someone who studies dicks for a living

Adam: hey John did you here about bills new job
John: no what is it?
Adam: he's a dickist!

by Ionomg August 27, 2022

Dickcist

When someone judges a person's penis based on race.
(Basically racism, but penis version)

Person 1: Did you hear about Mike smashing Erica last night?
Person 2: I heard she said it was the best she ever had.
Person 1: Seriously!? But he's Asian!
Person 2: That's what you get for being dickcist

by boogieman705 July 8, 2016

dickfest

The meal in between dinner and breakfast. Word origin takes "di" from dinner, and "kfast" from breakfast.

After a late night of drinking, we all went to Perkins for some dickfest.

by Sweaty414 January 11, 2009

dickfisted

To be wronged in such a way that it can't be undone. Usually through trickery or petty abuse of authority.

After I moved into the house heard the loud neighbors, I knew I'd been dickfisted.

When the boss called me into his office about the missing report, I knew my supervisor had dickfisted me.

I decided not to fight the ticket knowing that if I went to court, I'd just get dickfisted anyway...

by Nuggets McGee August 10, 2006

Dickfishing

The act of searching for penis pictures online.

What's the purpose of dickfishing?

So I can show them off like it's mines.

by Yowife Mybitch September 30, 2015

Dickfit

Core fitness regimen, focused on high speed movements of the penis. Popular exercises include the Apache attack helicopter, the angry crane, and the ABCs.

You don't have any Dickfit classes? I guess I'll have to take my MEMBERship elsewhere..

by Bongo Stavros February 27, 2019