Dicknest

A dick nest is an area that a man creates before sitting down with pleated or none pleated pants simply by pulling both areas to the left and the right of sack area before sitting down. This helps the mans dick and balls have nice air-flow.

“Jeff, we are going to Easter at my parents house this year, please do not sit in that lazy boy with your dicknest out like you did last year”

“Yooo man those pants are the kind where you gotta make yourself a dicknest before sittin down or you’ll crush a ball”

by PaddyEvans May 31, 2018

Dicknesia

Dick so good you forget everything that happened before you had it

When I get to Chicago I hope somebody give me dicknesia cuz I don't want to remember any of this shit

by Trekgirl1701 July 1, 2018

dicknose

Someone with a big nose

'You useless fucking dicknose'

by B e z z a July 29, 2006

dicknessa

This word can be used to describe a girl who's being a total dick.

Girl 1: No, I'm not going out because I have no money, you make me drive, and you're no fun to chill with.
Girl 2: Man, stop being such a dicknessa.

by Kaycene September 25, 2008

dicksneeze

When you Jizz on a girl's face so incredibly much that she can't wipe it off with a tissue and has to eat the man juice

You see that chick over there? I dicksneeze on her every night. One night I had to take her to the ER because of the excessive amount

by Russian73 December 25, 2007

dicknose

An elephant.

Kid: Hey mummy, let's go and see the dicknose at the zoo!
Mother: Have you been on urbandictionary.com again?!?

by Bundle Of Sticks April 24, 2004

dicknoseshitfaceplayer

a guy that has been very mean and disrespectfull to a girl...
or a girl that is very pissed at a guy and calls him that for no reason

lauren called me a dicknoseshitfaceplayer after i said i liked somebody else.

by Dylan Bynum November 10, 2008