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Urban dictionary user 1: Hey I heard that guy's an urban dictator.
UD user 2: Yeah I know right.
Meanwhile at the Urban dicktator's house.
Dicktator: *writes somefin' overly smart on UD*
Random UD user: *writes a normal definition*
Dicktator: *sees that definition* Oh, you write like that? pathetic. I write 4 paragraph definitions.
UD user Random: Dude. It's just an internet website, stop being so snobby.
UD user 2: Yeah I know right.
Meanwhile at the Urban dicktator's house.
Dicktator: *writes somefin' overly smart on UD*
Random UD user: *writes a normal definition*
Dicktator: *sees that definition* Oh, you write like that? pathetic. I write 4 paragraph definitions.
UD user Random: Dude. It's just an internet website, stop being so snobby.
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i drove Martin's Dicktatership towards the dock, just to be stopped by those blasted Soviets......fuckin' dictatorship.
by Gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008
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Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"
Mike: "Yeah, why?"
Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"
Mike: "Yeah, why?"
Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"
by Mike The LCB April 23, 2011
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by poop May 28, 2004
Get the dicktate mug.controlling jerk, usually is abusive, as well, but not always. also thinks he can control everyone in sight. stereotypical Evil Ex. A dickhead, basically.
girl: owwwwww! my boyfriend hit me again!
friend: agh! dump his ass!
girl: but i love him!
friend: he's a dicktator! get rid of him!
friend: agh! dump his ass!
girl: but i love him!
friend: he's a dicktator! get rid of him!
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